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thats a reallly grreaatt gifft trully generous...for me to poop on!

bad news weedy: the forecast calls for rain (not showers)...i know from experience that you're a hydrophobe!

but i'm better now... i have boots that don't leak..
besides, if it's raining, the park won't be clogged with the pro's all showing off

that would be YOU mr show off pro hitting 60 foot putts and flicking your disc all the way over the pond while i nearly decapitate innocent pedestrians

if its not raining too hard i'll throw a round but that means i'll have to clomp around in my high heeled KISS boots all day (and party every night)

you can try to flatter me all you like, but it won't change the fact that you tied my course record on your first day out.... AND you have fewer, if any, discs in the pond than the 3 i currently have resting in the duck poo...


Weedy " hey skellington, this is a disc. . . you throw it kinda like a frisbee towards the basket way over there"

Skelly "you mean like this?"
*ZING* . . . . . . . rattle of chains on basket....


Weedy "uhm.... yeah..... now show me how you did that..."

thats it! you are forcing me to let you humiliate me again!!

you mean you'll arrive drunk and play left handed with an oven mitt on? that would definately give me a fighting chance, but i want a day or 2 to practice up before i formally accept

wuzzat attachment? a disc golf *computer* game? wow...that would instantly double my efficiency at wasting time!

two weeks ago i flung a disc into the street, narrowly missed a woman getting in her van, and totally ponked a sports car...i went over to apologize to the lady for almost knocking her teeth out and the sports dude pops up with veins standing out on his head like worms on a marble table

ahhh...there's nothing like a day on the golf course to sooth the nerves