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or you could always stuff a christmas tree loaded with weed up your ass..

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U can take it on the plane. They are slack about anything and everything so to say. Unless ur carring a 9MM then ur ok to go. Most of those dogs......***MUST**** be given the command to search. They DONT go nutz unless told to. I myself flew from CA USA to NY USA with 2 oz of "Mowie Wowie". Not a single threat ever seen. Yes i seen dogs here n there. Even walked up and petted it. People are so paranoid. But i guess there is good reason to be.

As for that moron with the "xxxxx" crap on ur ticket. Heres is some 411 for u. Plz cough and get ur head outta ur ass. BTW......for UR 411......... 90% of ALL tickets have that.


If u are going to take weed with u make sure that u have ABSOLUETLY ZERO METAL ON U.
Why ?
Why get hemmed up @ the metal detector....where 90% of the searches are done.Also DO NOT act all schitzo....body language is a sure sign ur up to no good. Other than that you should b fine to fly.


Peace

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Why dont u PM me ur addy and ill spend the 200+$ to mail u a tree. So then u too can smell what i been smelling. But thats besides the point. From the tone of that post sounds like ur implyin that im a liar Oh well dont care could but its the *truth* and thats all that matters.


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Actually, I was thinking that you don't have a clue what you are talking about.

If you would prefer that I think you are a liar then that is cool too. One problem, though, is that generally in order for you to be a liar you would have to know what you are talking about in the first place and then choose not to tell the truth so I think I'll stick to option a.

If you are going to dish out advice you had better be prepared for people to call bullshit where bullshit is due.

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Why dont u PM me ur addy and ill spend the 200+$ to mail u a tree. So then u too can smell what i been smelling. But thats besides the point. From the tone of that post sounds like ur implyin that im a liar Oh well dont care could but its the *truth* and thats all that matters.


Peace

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Actually in this case u HAVE ZERO clue as to WTF u are talking about.


Here want some history?

I was a security guard..............did it all: air ports, malls, concerts.......ect. BTW.......this is pre and post 9/11 work. Also did u note my location on the far left? I work in NYC too. But thats besides the point.

So for you to say i have NO CLUE as to what i am talkin about its like a retard tryin to teach Einstein. BTW... That wont happen ever.

I have over 40,000 hrs of FIRST HAND knowledge and EXPERIANCE.

That i am damn fucking sure you dont. So.....like u stated.

"ill stick with option a"

Cause u have zero clue...............OR so it seems.

But b4 u call BULLSHIT do this:

Cough and get ur head outta ur ass.


Then u can call BS.

Damn i hate "flamin"


peace


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The ignorant shall b punished

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... I have already posted where the best place is ... no its not up your ass but it is one of the last places they are allowed to search and they might do a strip search about one out of 100,000 people ... and most of them are on specific flight paths ... ie. Columbia to Los Angeles, Jamaica to London. I fly about 5 times a year [even since 9/11] and always carry and never been caught. If its not on you and in with your belongings sooner or later it will be found... those are the odds.

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Harely ..........knows his shit.

Isnt that the same damn thing i said almost like 2 pages ago?

Then agian im all BS right?
PPPPFFFFTTTT........

Harely u cool mofo.

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Yeah dude, you sure know your shit. It is well known that hollowing out Christmas trees is the preferred method for smuggling pot. That post alone tends to call your ability to reason into question.

Prior to your job unloading christmas trees you had another prestigous job as a security gaurd... apparently some of it even in airports.

I have had to fly something on the order of every 2 months or so domestically all over the US since 9/11 and have carried every single time without any problems so... no I don't have any idea what I am talking about. This includes talking my way through a number of situations where I won the lottery and got the full security shakedown. Nope, no clue whatsoever what it is like to be a passenger carrying in the post 9/11 days.

It doesn't take a "crotchit scientist" to figure out how to get shit on and off the plane without getting caught. I just found every other element of your post suspect.

On to your 40,000 hours of first hand "EXPEREANCE". Was this 40,000 hours in the air travelling or 40,000 hours working as a security guard?

I imagine math isn't your strong suit but 40,000 hours straight works out to something like 4.73 years. So you have 4.73 years experience doing nothing but travelling by air? 40,000 broken down into 40 hour weeks works out to something like 19.23 years. So, out of this 19 years of first hand experience at concerts and malls and, oh yes airports, how much directly relates to air travel and how much is post 9/11?

Incidentally, why the lateral move to the tree unloading job? I would have figured somebody with your wealth of first hand "experiance" would be in high demand in this day and age.

You are correct in "being damn fucking sure" that I don't have 40,000 hours of first hand experience on the topic (nor would I be so stupid as to make up a number without considering minor factors like reality and simple math). Of course I strongly expect that you don't either.

I think you are full of shit and you think I am full of shit. Excellent...we understand each other just fine. Now that we have that out of the way we probably won't be exchanging Christmas cards, or trees, this season.

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