What If I Bought some Bud Back and like kept in my underwear or sum shit? how whould they know I have pot on me? Is this a bad or idea or is this a good idea? opinoins? stories?

how old are you?

are you skipping class to get high and then come up with dumb ideas all by yourself again???

I suggest tomorrow you don't skip class.

Definately sounds like a bad idea. I myself would never attempt that. Specially if you are crossing borders. Maybe some else has a different opinion.

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Maybe some else has a different opinion.

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Well, seeing as dogs can smell it in your underwear, the best spot is elsewhere. First grab a few Q-Tips and then your pot. Now jerk yourself off so that you're fully erect and then using the Q-Tips, stuff your eye-hole at the end of your penis full of weed. Make sure you've taken a leak first though, cause you'll have to hold it for an entire flight. Dogs can't smell the weed in your pee-hole.


Hey, I heard it works for XYZ...... ask him.

LMFAO Thats priceless. Oh wow I hope to god no one has ever been that hurtin for the greens.

I've done this before. All you have to do is make sure to wear a pair of pants with NO METAL, no zippers or metal buttons. I had a small drawstring pouch, I wrapped the draw string around the strings behind the button and dangled it down my pants.

I've never run into dogs at any airport.

If you have a ticket with "xxxxxxxxx" printed at the bottom, you've been marked for a random search.

No fear, all theyll do is make you empty your pockets and wand you down. As long as you have no metal by your crotch they wont fuck with it.

Follow those directions and you should be straight.

i wouldn't try this anymore, but then, i wouldn't fly anymore either. before all the 9/11 stuff i never travelled without it. i always just put the weed in my sock with a pipe made out of deer antler. went to hawaii and walked right past 2 german sheps who didn't give me a look or a sniff and i know they could have smelled it if they were trying to. i think they were heading outside for a pee break or something, so they didn't care about anything else. i'm talking 15 years ago or so though. wouldn't have the balls to do it anymore. you know, older, wiser, and thank my lucky stars i always got away with it. that's one reason i won't fly. can't be without my stash for more than a day or two and that's only if i'm sick as a dog and can't smoke. and that's like...never!

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I've never run into dogs at any airport.

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Lucky. I have. But then I'd fly once to twice a month.

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If you have a ticket with "xxxxxxxxx" printed at the bottom, you've been marked for a random search.

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oh yeah? You're an idiot. That is complete bullshit.

It would be a boarding pass and not a ticket there, Jet Setter.

At any rate, if you have a post with "xyzxyzxyzxyz" printed on the bottom of it you might as well pack it in. No random search is required.

If you aren't the Cheese Machine than I do feel sorry for you 'cause you sure as shit sound like him.

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I've done this before. All you have to do is make sure to wear a pair of pants with NO METAL, no zippers or metal buttons. I had a small drawstring pouch, I wrapped the draw string around the strings behind the button and dangled it down my pants.

I've never run into dogs at any airport.

If you have a ticket with "xxxxxxxxx" printed at the bottom, you've been marked for a random search.

No fear, all theyll do is make you empty your pockets and wand you down. As long as you have no metal by your crotch they wont fuck with it.

Follow those directions and you should be straight.

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... funny dude ... who gets you your info? ... may your next airport search be conducted by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog ... as you would be fun to poop on.