Well you should see me while i use both hands and and four fingers at the same time.

ya thats a great link..used to have that web page..now i have it again

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I thought one of you was supposed to cover up that report!
FINALLY, THE SMOKIN' GUN
By Jay O'Three

WASHINGTON, DC - 6/6/03 At the Pentagon today the "Smoking Gun" in the unilateral invasion of Iraq was finally unveiled. Unfortunately for President MORON, it was not quite what he had hoped for. The MORONARCHY has been shouting relentlessly that there is incontrovertible evidence that Iraq has weapons of mass deception. President MORON has even gone on record stating that a few empty trailers were in fact somehow really biological weapons. However the facts are now getting in the way of President MORON's big lie. No banned weapons have been found in Iraq. And today, the smoking gun, a leaked report from RUMMY's own Defense Intelligence Agency dated September of 2002, states that there is "No Reliable Information" that Iraq has been making chemical or biological weapons. When COLON burst a blood vessel in his forehead screaming at the United Nations Security Council that the weapons were there, he already knew about this report and was in fact, lying. When President MORON repeated this charge at every appearance including his State of the Union Address to Congress, he had full knowledge of this report, and he was also lying.

President MORON and his murderous henchmen took it upon themselves to invade a foreign sovereign nation, murder thousands of its citizens, plunge its population into chaos, destroy its electrical power infrastructure, destroy its water and sanitation systems, occupy its territory, impose martial law on its citizens under a totalitarian warlord, encourage the sacking of its national treasures, leave its "NUKULER" reactors unprotected while making doubly sure the oil wells were safe, steal its oil wealth, and award lucrative contracts to the MORONARCHY's largest corporate contributors in order to loot the country, all on the pretext that there were big scary weapons there. As was suspected all along, this was a lie. The MORONARCHY knew it was a lie, and there is now proof positive that the MORONARCHY intentionally deceived the American People. When pressed for comment, President MORON said, "I guess we should a' bombed the Pentagon too!"

yeesh, what a maroon. when is his bubble going to burst?

why are americans not out revolting in the streets..??

the keyboard is mightier than teh gun.
remember that one abby?
i would, but i need a few more people...

Most Amerikans don't care about their freedoms, just as long as some corrupt politicians keep feeding them lies. Amerikans are sick and infected with the lies and bullshit that continuously spew from the mouths of their corrupt politicians. Money is god in Amerika, and corruption is their goddess.

Nothing else matters.


Peace.

Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that
was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

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Personally I buy Canadian, Mexican, Philipine, whatever... If I can avoid a single penny of mine ending up in the US I will die a happy man... Take your "Big Brother" attitude and stuff it up your ass Bush. We don't need you to save us, want you to save us, or personally care if you get re-elected saying you will save us. There is no threat except American counter-cultural obliteration and the unwillingness to except the obvious fact that not all cultures have your "Hollywood G.I.Joe" values. Long live Buddhism, long live Islam, long live the Irish Catholics & the Protestants too, long live Canadians who just don't give a flying phuck what happens below the 49th parallel.

No apologies please... Bush is a moron - and he is an elected moron!

i cheated and bought a big mac last week..

now THAT was truly hilarious....
i was gonna try to quote my favorite passage but realized it was all too funny.
wish i could get transcripts of his "ask america' schtick"


okay ...just one..
I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain...
AHAHAHAHA ...

Quote:

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I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that
was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

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even funnier... AHAHAHAHAHA
or maybe, nah just read the oiginal post...