The most embarrassing thing I've done while stoned. Hmmm there's just so many lol. Anyway here goes. Well I was 16 and a friend of mine was having a pool party for her birthday. I didn't really want to go b/c my ex-boyfriend was going to be there and a bunch of other people I couldn't stand to be around, but I bit the bullet and decided to go anyway. I rolled myself a joint before leaving home and smoked it in the car on the way there. When I finally arrived, almost an hour late, of course I am lifted and feeling very adventurous and giddy. I used to be terrified of heights but since I was stoned I suddenly had no fear and decided I was going to jump off the high dive. The high dive was 10ft up and down into a 12ft deep pool below. I got up to the top and said to myself it's now or never. Let me just add here that my breasts are quite large, 42DD to be exact and I was wearing a bikinni. I finally mustered up the courage to jump after what seemed to be an eternity and hit the cool water below. I was so proud of myself for conquering my fear that when I got out of the pool I failed to notice that my top had come off when I hit the water! I walked around with no top for almost a minute before my friend came running to fling a towel over my exposed breasts. Needless to say I had no problems getting asked out on dates after that episode.

LOL - you must have died, MaryJ! I think of how self-conscious I was when I was 16 ... youch!

Sure it's funny now, but I'll tell ya this I never smoked up before going to the pool again!

Ive had a few embarrasing moments while stoned.

Once me and two friends got really stoned and went to english class, because we were under the impression that we would be watching some movie.
We were wrong and we had to mark an assignment, stoned out of our trees. I was keeping it on the downlow, thus not to draw attention to myself, and kept quiet and drifted off into a day dream in my state of perpetual silence. The teacher went on in his montonous tone, and I started to just zone out, thinking about something. I guess I started whistling really loud when the teacher, not skipping a beat or tone, starts to rant and rave about how I should go to music class if I wanted to perform a song for the class.

I wasn't paying attention to what he was saying, so when I did clue in, he had me by suprise. He was used to me snapping back a clever and usually smart ass comment back at him, but this time he had me by my verbal balls.

I became really embarrased and just decided to let him rant while I collect my thoughts. It appeared he had backed me into a corner. Everyone was looking at me and I felt the time was right to confuse him. I started talking jibberish over top of his talking just to make everyone laugh at him instead of me.

My ploy worked and he was the embarrased one in the end, I was glad that I did that instead of trying to make some sort of excuse to defend myself. The teacher realised his mistake of distrubing me and left me alone after that. 1 point for the good guys.

Another time was last New Years, when me and four friends went and smoked a joint that conisisted of 5 grams of primo pot rolled in a doubled up king sized paper.

We walked deep into the woods of Sun Peaks and smoked it to the roach. I wanted to get something to drink, like a coffee so I went into some German coffee shop up there.

I was too stoned to understand what the guy was saying to me, and I wreaked of pot, the whole place was looking at me. I started to give the guy answers of what I thought he was saying, but of course had nothing to do with what he was talking about.

The guy must of thought i had been smoking DMT, because we simply could not communicate with eachother. I ended up
making 5 attempts at proper change for the coffee, each time harder than before, and the whole place was staring at me when I was there. I think the guy wsa angry because he wouldn't stop looking at me until I left. All these yuppies from Seattle appeared appaled with my behavior. I think I started making really loud comments that I knew would offend them all.

LMFAO@ bens stories im fuckin ripped and those stories had me rollin on the floor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay here's another highschool moment that I wish I could forget! Some friends and I decided to cut class and go back to another friends house that lived right down the street. Well we get to the house and smoke a blunt that our friend had rolled from his dads confiscated stash (his father happened to be a cop and enjoyed a toke every now and then). Well we're starving at this point so we decide to order a pizza. While we are waiting for the pizza to arrive we decide to play truth or dare. Well it's my turn and I choose dare, I have to take my shirt off (it seems that in most of my stoned embarassing moments I end up topless)! Well it's getting kind of hot in the room so I opt to just sit there in my bra. My friend thinks he hears the pizza guy pull up. They also dared me to answer the door in just my bra. Well I open the door and who is standing there, (it's not the pizza guy) it's my friends police officer dad he had finished up early that day! I was mortified not only was I stoned I was topless and he called my parents to let them know what I had been up to that day!

LOL hahahaha!

Propositioning an off duty police officer, in his home! You musta been red from head to toe!

Sorry, embarassing, yes. Funny, definately.

Hyde

hey if guys can go topless why cant the ladies?

Greetings fellow stoners,

I'd have to say my most embarrasing high moment had to of happend when I smoked with about 5 of my other friends, and we rolled on over to a Shell gas station to get some squares and some eat. I was in a corner filling up a drink, and my friend kept yelilng something at me, but I couldn't understand him, so I began yelling back at him saying random words and making facial expressions I never thought I was even capable of. He finally came over and told me he had no money for what he was trying to pay for, so I gave him a couple bucks. Next thing ya know it, I walk to the cash register about to pay for my Krsipy Kreame donuts and Mountain Dew. I pulled out my wallet, then realized I had no money left after giving my friend my last few dollars. So the person behind me laughed, I laughed, and the Jamican guy running the cash register laughed. Then the Jamcian guy looked at my eyes and said "Yah man!" You know, in that Jamican voice, it was defintely a night to remember.

hahahaha...well im usually topless intentionally.....hahahaha

be carless....have a blast!