Summer reruns! Didn't get many replies to this post before. Come on guys lets hear your stories! :)

Ive got ya one....
Me and my best buddy were going to spend the night in the little trailer his parents had put in the back yard. It didnt matter how small it was because we had the whole place to ourselves, and we had arranged for a couple of girls to sneak out and come over....
We had just scored a 1/2 oz of some pretty good street weed, and as soon as we got back I spread the whole bag out on the table to remove the seeds and stems. without putting up the pot, I rolled a big J. I lit it and took a huge hit. I heard the door starting to open and assumed that it was my friend. For a reason that excapes me now, I thought it would be funny to blow the hit right into the face of the person that ws entering the trailer. BLAM! Right into the face of my friend's grandmother ! Carrying a plate of cookies for us no less. Talk about if looks could kill. To this day she refers to me as "That boy."

I cant really remember the most embarrasing moment off all time, but the worst that i can remember happened in Japanese class in grade 11 last year. I had just blazed a real big fat bowl in the bush right outside my house on my way to school like a normally did and i had my discman with me and was listning to sublime just mellowing out. I showed up to class and didnt say anything to anyone cause i was too stoned and just sat in my chair and chilled, my friend walked in and he had blazed too but he normally never does and we didnt get to talk to eachother so we didnt know we were both stoned. Then ms. nishi calls both our names and says we have to do a presentation, i couldnt hear her cause of my music and my friend was too paranoid to say anything to get me up so i just sat there till ms nishi came up to me and yelled at me and then i got all startled and freaked out. Then we walked up infront of the class and neither of us new how to speak any japanese cause the whole year was a joke for us and we didnt listen, then ms nishi starts blathering on in Japanese and i just looked at her with a blank stare and said "Ok..." like she was the one not making any sense and the whole class laughed at us. Then we started the presentation and were trying to speak in japanese but couldnt and we burst out laughing infront of the class and were hiding our faces with one peice of paper and whispering to eachother behind it, right now is when i asked my friend dane if he was stoned and hes like ya and im like me too! and we laughed even more and were about to fall over. then we cleared up and took the paper away from our faces and just said we were done and went and sat back down.
Listning to people speak Japanese fast when ur stoned is fun..

nothing can top what happened to me i just bought the best weed that ever came to my town. i only had a five sack put it into a joint i lit it and half the joint was gone in one puff smoked the rest and walked into class. sat down and the high was really kicking in after awhile i started felling really sick.i started gagging the guy in front of me almost got a head full of puke the my teacher noticed that my face had turned pale so she sent me down to the first aid room so i walked and laid down on the bed i feel asleep and slept right through all my classes and lunch and all the rest of my afternoon classes finally after school people didn't see me then somebody told them that i was in the health room so they came and woke me up. it had to have ben the most embarrisng thing that ever happened to me on weed.

I have a high school story that i still tell at ever party...

Cause i went to an anglican school we had to go to a 5 hour church service in this huge place all the had to be there. if you miss the bus to the service you have to get there via your parents or your own car. So me and me mates piled in to toms blue VW beetle and started to blaze a Aus$25 bag on the way there all in full school uniform. after a while of zoneing out to the choir we had to go up for mass by this time my mouth was like gluggy concrete so i sat there on my knees and waited for my bread & wine. I got giving this peice of cracker that i started to gag on so grabbed the wine of the poor dude next to me and guzzled the pitcher down with no hassle (i`m a heavy drinker) then i burbed up the melted cracker that was soft pink from the wine and spat the foul thing on the floor.

They teachers caught on, i stank of dope my eyes where red and my explantion was that god was trying to make me choke on his body. I copped all the blame and my mates all chipped in for a $250 bag, i also got 2 weeks of school to smoke it all i think it was called being suspended or something.

Well, I'd say the most embarrasing moment while high was, reading my essay in front of the class in grade 10 civics. It was on how you would run the country of Canada if you were the Prime Minister. So, I'm up there, reading this long boring speech going on about how I would improve the military, tax problems, etc. when at the end of it, I conclude with this: "Finally, I would legalize marijuana, and deport all homosexuals.". The whole class started laughing. That wasn't even the embarrasing part. What was embarrasing was what the teacher said afterwards, "Matt, that was a great presentation. Your ideas were very good. You would have gotten an A, but instead you failed due to your final statement."

Yeah, that sucked.

Also, (although I wasn't envolved.) this girl got really stoned one day with a couple of her girlfriends, and a couple of my buddies. My buddies left the girls to go back to school. (It was lunch time.) They went back inside, and when they came back out to have a cigarette, one of the girls was lying passed out in the middle of the road! (It turns out, she has some problem where she can't smoke weed.) Now, at this point, I haden't heard anything, but when I saw my buddy in fourth period (Who happened to blaze with her.) he said she had a seizure! We both had a good laugh at that, as we were both baked. Later on in the day, I heard the girl's parents were called into the school, and a couple of people said when they saw her parents, that her parents were crying. Ouch.

most embarrasing moment was when i was sitting at my freinds computer desk, adn i saw a littel fruit snack thign on it, i ahd seen him eating some eralyer, but i didnt know that this one was a black baby licourice thing from canada. so i put it in my mouth, and he looks at me, i haev a weird confused grin on my face, coem to find out its liek 3 weeks old, good thing i spit it out. Another weird but not embarrasng moment was when i jsut smoke like 8 bowls in the woods and i was playing stick wars with my freinds, adn my freind had a large dead tree(about 15 feet tall, adn 40 pounds) and he let it go. he didnt se mee, nor did i see the tree WHAAAAAAM>>>>>>>>>>> right on my nose, thank got it wasnt 1 inch to the left or right or i wouldnt be able to see

how about looking for the shoes you were wearing for 10 minutes? or the towel that is on your shoulder? the best was almost tragic, I almost reported my car stolen but found it once I thought I might have parked in front instead of in back like normal!! that would have really been embarasing. :confused:

Me and my brother were blazin in my old van,we got stopped by the cops,my brother ate the joint and we had no more,the cops had us out,and they searched the hell out of the van-you could smell it an we were stoned,but they could find nothing,after 20-30 minutes they let us go with a stop sign ticket,it scared us but later it was funny-they were pissed too! :grin:

One day We went on lunch from work and we went to a sandwich shop.We were in my friends wifes car.So Im first in line I get my sandwich first I head out to eat it in the car and wait for the other 5 .Now we have all smoked before we went in so we were pretty high.So I eat my sandwich light up a cigarette smoke that and Im sitting there waiting for the rest of them to come out About 20 min go by and I say to myself were the hell are these guys we have to get back to work.I step out of the car and go inside to resturaunt they arent there so now Im annoyed I go out to the parking lot to go sit in the car but some lady with a baby is in "my buds car" I look down the parking lot and there they all are in the real car.I sat and ate lunch in somweone elses car all baked and didnt realize it but my buds did and left me there for there own amusment.I to this day 12 yrs later still hear about that when i run into one of them.