IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

Put your tongue back in fool



10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it

I CAN COUMT MY HAIR! It is all in a box on a shelve, all I have to do is get it down and start counting.

ha ha ha

nice!

my hair count on my head (not counting nose hair) is zero. mother nature liked my hair so much she took it all for herself.

ha ha ha

yeah i'm sending a copy of this to my friends.

-blue skies

I always say God liked my face so much he expanded it to my whole head.

Smokes, that is hilarious!