It's really funny because I had a friend a few years back and his grow looked identical to this one. I just remember thinking this guy is doing absolutely everything wrong...and how do I tell him without insulting him. In the end he thought he was a cannabis god and is funny as he never actually produced smoke able bud.

Must be a crap joke but I just feel sad looking at those poor plants

That's a lot of writing for someone trying to be sarcastic.. or was the intent to be funny ? Either way, it really did not pan out, did it ?

takes all kinds...

I understand this is a massive paradigm shift.

good one, it looks like they already DID commit suicide!

dude, houstoner, get a life, or better yet, get educated on growing! lol

*retyped after a multi touch pad mishap resulting in me going back a page. so now its paraphased* ( and then edited because I put duplicate photos in)

whoa now whoa now.


clearly it was a joke.

the seed shot was the result of a failed attempt at popping beans while in water. they failed so I went back to the Sandwich baggy method.

as far as the out side plants go. In october of last year I left oregon to spend my fathers last days with him.

Before the stroke


Afew years after




Rip dad


After he passed, I stayed in the Rio Grande valley to connect with family that I had just met.

The week I left kicked of the rainy season in Oregon. By the time I returned, there was hella mold on my colas. I was in a bit of funk so I decided to just let them die. I was kinda interested in the process it would take, I must admit.

heres what they looked like when I left.



as far as my indoor went. I had some one water my plants while I was in the valley. a few weeks after I came back I noticed a wierd sprout coming through my dirt. When asked about the water used the person told me they were just putting 5 gallon buckets out side to catch the rain, then bringing them straight into my grow room!

After some time I notcied that 1 of the 6 had mites so I culled her, after looking around at the other plants I thought only that one was infested. I was wrong. After fighting the good fight all winter I finally just shut the whole growroom down for a complete cleaning.

I have since cleaned all equipment, cleaned up the room vacuumed the corners to get as many random eggs that might lay around. then i sent off a series of assaults using the Attain TR bug bombs. As I was told that it would knock out the eggs also.

During the battle there was a time where I tried to strip all the dead fan leafs off of my plants then set off some of the pyrethrum tr bombs. But i was told that these only kill the living mites.

So I came around and decided to start from scratch again. After Three different Attain attacks.

So all in all this was me trying to make light of a horrible growing situation.

Now Im planing on using my photos of dead plants have them blown up, then use them at our local hempfest halloween party. Put some scary music as a background, then make a haunted grow house. In stead of a guy with a chain saw chasing you, we could have a fake cop chasing folks.

oh yeah, I the 12 pack bud shot was just a picture of a 12 pack off a beer coupon that I exacto'd out.

Sorry to hear about your father, always horrible when someone close passes!

yeah bro sorry bout your pops.

hey atleast a few got the joke, cuz I was laughing my ass off.