thank you much syn..i'll pm ya a addy when your ready ..just watching the rest of this ..


old dead dick aye dankays..haha ..


and this shits just to funny .."Met a girl in a bar. Got pretty hammered went out to the alley and pounded her ass real good.I then gave her a pearly necklace..... All over her hairy adams apple.Well that was three years ago this month and I'm happy to say that we're stuck together like glue still"

Okay Syn, here's another weaselly try at it:

I MC'd my kid sister's wedding, bout 10yrs ago. She's Nicole and he's Sheldon, the best man is Steve. I had just recently been diagnosed HCV, was self-medicating with RXMJ. Needless to say, I was buzzing.

I am announcing introductions of the wedding party and finally arrive the bride and groom to which I announce "And without further adieu, our bride and groom, Nicole and Steve! OH Fuck, sorry about that, (then aside to someone at the head table: 'shit! I can't remember his name')then was reminded "Sheldon".

Not sure which was most embarrassing: the Steve part or the swearing part. Nevertheless and truth: the Bhang smoking Big Brother with the Bilious Bloated Liver was banished.

Epilogue:

They've never forgiven me for that slip of the tongue. Sadly or perhaps happily, I severed ties to my family shortly after that event.

So i was hangin' at the pool and i was showing off for the ladies in the pool. Sure enough my best friend comes up behind me and pulls down my shorts. i ripped them back up and was beet red. their are many more if this one doesn't count.

It was Fourth of July 2003 in downtown Denver. My wife and I was watching the parade near a port-o-potty on Main St, after getting zooted with some tribesmen behind a BBQ vendors shack. I was SUPER stoned, when up comes running a two man horse outfit/costume. The person in the back had to use the bathroom "REALLY" bad so she unattaches to the front costume throws everything off and runs to the nearest open port-o-potty. My wife looks at me and say's "I dare ya!" So up I go, as the front half was watching the parade I threw on the rear part of the costume and slipped under the back end of the front costume. It was a woman in the front. It was 90 degrees for the parade and this woman was wearing NOTHING under the costume. She immediately led us back to a "my little pony" float and up I was on this float bobbing my ass dancing all the while I kept staring at this sexy sweaty ass.

At the end of the parade when the costume came off the lady in front of me was'nt tooo disenchanted. In fact, she finally told my wife she wished i'd had grabbed her ass more! It was her sister who took off for the bathroom only to find the parade always marches on when she returned. After the handcuffs came off AND with no charges pending, Shiela, her sister Shelly and thier spouses became one of my many favorite medicinal customers.

Totally true story! I hope ya' get a laugh at least!

hahahahahhahahahahahah i don't think this was intended to be a joke thread but dude that was awesome GT

my most embarrassing thing was when i was 2 or 3 i was peeing and rested my wiener on the toilet seat bc it was the same height. sure enough the lid came down and smashed my wiener. i had to goto the hospital and get it sewn up it was pretty messed up. my wiener then began to grow wierd and split into another one. lol im jk but i did slam it and get it stitched up. i have about 100 stories that are just about as embarrassing ive done alot of dumbass shit lol.
i do not have an active growlog but have in the past. if need be i can snap a few shots of what i have going its just in a very very pain in the ass spot to get to. hope i get a few beens that mother looks amazing! and props on the giveaway man would love to work with those genes.

ha! that is so funny and painful sounding!


When I was teen we had a lot of lsd and mescaline going around. We would have keg parties off in a wooded aera of a Monastery. Well After a few tabs of mescaline and that god awful keg beer my tummy started rumbling. I don't know why, but I just can't take a crap in the Forrest with out something to wipe with. And to be tripping while trying to attempt doing so, I don't think so!
So party started to unwind, we started to walk the trails back to the parking lot and then that's when it happened. I tripped on a rock and shitted my self pretty badly! All my friends started laughing My drummer at the time also tripping, could not stop laughing. I was stuck with a pair of old moldy swim trunks, found in a friends car. Tripping in the woods wiping up the best I can with the boxers and at that point the pants I was wearing. I had to ride with my tripping friend who was still laughing all the way home smelling like poo!

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yippy! Thank you for the offering!

no dankay at least weedman thought it was a good one.it took balls to say that one.