I want to smoke lettuce that smells and taste like weed.
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Earl you are the man

That would give "the man" the shits, wouldn't it ?
What's that smell ?
Why do you smell like weed ?
We need to make a new law.
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Oddly enough Earl, I thought that was a good idea a few years back. Simply to have a spray that smelled dead on like cannabis, and had nothing illegal in it.
For some reason I think if alot of people smelled like fine nuggets (I'm not talkin the skunk here, more like mango, etc) it would make life harder on the cops, and funnier for us.

However, after contacting companies that were worthy of accomplishing this task, I realized the cost involved.

A world wide aroma lab, was willing to let me bring in a sample, and re-create the smell, come up with a formula, and have it ready to be bottled... all for only $23k.

Any takers?

But now you want to alter the genes of lettuce
and have it really produce THC.

Right ?
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I hate lettuce, so I'll have to pass on that one.
I have a wierd complex with food, it's all about texture. I can love the taste of something, and if it doesn't feel right, I can't eat it.

I suppose corn or potatoes I'd be down with, but that's about all as far as eating things that grow on a plant.

Don't they sell fake bud in the back of high times and in those banner ads with the naked chicks? That shit is supposed to smell and taste like weed...

-Loki

So with all this talk of importing genes, is it possible to isolate this "citrus" gene and import to another strain.....Peace and Pot

I'm thinking it is...

-Loki

I tell you if you read through this whole thread you will truly be amazed at some of the shit in this thing!!!!!!!

thanks every one, I must say there have been some awesome efforts and alot of time put here!!!!