dont know about the hair tests. never had to do one

well ive never had to do a piss test like someone on probation would have to but i don't smoke pot on a regular basis its been four years for me because i wasn't into it that much but im more for legalization so i could smoke a joint when a want without being penalized because i know the facts now it was September 19th when i was on my way to find the info then i found out about marc emery. i thought it was a dumb move on the DEA's part because it could have started a international war with canada because of how many people worshiped him and his beliefs and it would have also caused a civil war at the same time and probably been world war three after a while because of everyone else being a part of norml and cannabis culture. well before there was September 19th my friend my best friend was framed with parafanilia at our school and i knew it wasn't his because it was someone else's pipe i knew. i didn't want to rat out my other friend but i didn't throw out that possibility because my best friend was already in enough trouble as it was and the friend that really owned the pipe wasn't in any trouble. well then i thought, it wasn't my best friends and it my other friend wouldnt have done the framing so i looked into it a bit further. i found out that the pipe was thrown out the bathroom window and nobody had went and gotten it after they had thrown it out a few days ago. then something in the bathroom happened in the bathroom after that day and someone had lit a piece of paper on fire and left the bathroom while i was in it. before anyone came i threw the paper outside the bathroom window not knowing there was the pipe outside as well. well i didnt get in any trouble because i told the principle that called me to his office after i told the truth to and i didnt know who lit the paper on fire. well after thinking of that i came to a conclusion on how it ended up in my friends locker it was by the cops or the principle because they are the only ones i know that would have done it or have been capable of doing it at that time. the only way i came up with a cop doing it was because there is a fault in the security system by the ag room and there is a door to the locker room in its path without a camera looking its way. so i knew either a cop had to go through the ag room while the teacher was in the office or if he had a class he was in the library or computer lab the only explanations to a cop being the one that planted it. also the other teacher that has his office in the locker room and was said to be in there had to be in the office as well as the ag teacher if it was the cop. if it was the principle either he was lying about having the teacher in the locker room present while he found the pipe when he really found it outside the window. and also if it were the cop his excuse for the cop going into the back would be that it wouldn't take away the attention from the students but it would actually because he would have gone through a class room if there were students in that class room. i make a very well presented case dont i lol but i think outside the box when it comes to harming an innocent and if i can i wish to go to Harvard law after i graduate high school in the next year and a half. i might make something of myself if possible and be able to help out all of you innocent pot smokers as well and i want to do that so im getting my grades up as high as i can without my asshole teachers bringing something up my principle said to them to keep me from dong good so i hope i can be of service when i graduate if we haven't already won this drug war by then.

Last job I applied for that required a drug test was a hair test {I had been out of the jobhunting game for several years at that point and mostly worked mall jobs and temp jobs, so this was a bit foreign to me}, but they didnt tell me that part. So I go and get "The Stuff" {only person I know who had any extensive experience with test~clean products swore by it} and drink it down the morning of my test and paperwork and all that, it says: "drink, pee, wait an hour and then you are clean for 5 or 7 hours or whatever", so I do that and then head off to the test and stuff. Turns out we had to fill out some paperwork, do some simple tests to prove we werent complete morons b4 heading off to the clinic for the test. All the while, because the directions said to only pee once b4 the actual test so I was practically doing the peepee dance b4 even getting there, then it kept building up during the paper work, then I was given the form to bring with to the clinic for the test and it says in it "Hair sample only.", man was I annoyed. I bolted for the bathroom, ahhh, relief, then off to the clinic. I figured I had already gone through everything else, might asa well give them a bit of hair {and I had a lot of it, nearly down to the bottom of my shoulderblades}. Somehow, I passed, some of my friends even joked about how I had so much THC in my system that it broke the machine or that the levels were so high that the technician didnt believe it.

Aside from that, I passed a military UA using Testpure 13 years ago {my recruiter even took me to the headshop to get it, knowing what we were going there for...I knew he would have no issues with it cause during an earlier interview with him, he if I had ever used illegal drugs and while I was searching my head for the best way to answer {I was raised to not lie and so when it was really in my best interests to lie, I kinda froze and wasnt sure what to say} he pretty much figured out what was going through my head and said: "We'll just put down '1 or 2 times, experimental use'"}. I failed another part of the physical, but passed the UA.

Another notable situation, in treatment, they decided to warn us of an impending UA in a day and a half, I had just snuck off into the woods to puff one earlier that day, so I knew I was dirty, I spent the next 36 hours drinking lots of water and drinking hot lipton brisk {from a teabag, not a bottle} and I passed and they actually sent the results off to a lab, it wasnt an instant test.

One more thing, when I was on probation, I had to test 2x a week and I found that smoking 1 hit of really good shit the day of and 2 days after each test was enough to get me stoned, but not enough to put my levels over 50 ppm, which is what was needed to violate the probation. One time, I did test 51 ppm and had to fast talk my way around that one, to a judge, no less {I had judicial review hearings in addition to normal probie meetings}, with no warning from my probation officer, all the while "One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, One toke over the line. Sittin downtown in a railway station, one toke over the live." kept repeating in my head. I used the 'I been around others smoking' line and it worked.

i thought that people only had to do piss tests and that they couldn't use the hair follicles because the tests would look at much more than just to see if someone has smoked marijuana like it could see what you have ingested like arsenic a deadly rat poison.

I looked into several products that claimed to mask THC. What I did was this:

I started drinking copius amounts of water the night before the drug test and set my alarm to go off every 3-4 hours, in order to get up and piss. After I pissed 5 or 6 times, I went in to the parole office and produced a clean sample.... It was as low-tech as that. No whiz-bang powders or tricks.

I use to give drug tests at a doctors office for a major drilling company in Alberta. Here's what i learned.

you can't buy any pill or other substence that will cover drugs in your urine. they may or may not cover the drugs from being detected, it doenn't matter because the test kit also tests for the chemicals that would prevent drug chemicals from showing up. those show up on the test and you might as well have smoked some crack an hour before your appointment.

doctors pay around $90 for their urine test kits. if your buying a home test for less then that, i doubt very much it will work. you can usually find a dr to give you a prior test though. if you pay for it and don't sign anything giving someone else the right to see your results, only you will be able to see your results. dr patient confidentiality.

in short the only way to pass the test is to be clean for at least 30 days, or to use clean pee. if you use someone elses pee just note that the temperature is usually taken right after you give your sample. make sure it's warm pee... around body temperature. old pee also crystalizes, so fresh warm pee.

hope this helps

never had to do a piss test except for this one time but i wasnt smoking then

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The company that I have been working for , for twenty-one years, recently decided to start random drug testing. I have a good friend that works at a KY Bourbon maker and they have been doing random test there for about five years. I asked him what he does to clean out his system, This is what he told me ( and I do the same): Clean out your system totally by taking one slow NIACIN tablet(you can get these at Wal-Mart) a day and drinking plenty of water or green tea. I piss about 20-25 times a day by the way.Test yourself to make sure that you are clean with a test kit,which I have found to give me a piece of mind, Then smoke ONE bowl of some funk while continuing to drink water and taking a Niacin. We both have found that we are clean again in four-five days after smoking. I think the key is to not let the THC build up in your system by smoking everyday. Yea, it sucks not to be able to, but I need my job.As for the home test kit ,the one I use is a single panel(for THC only) and he and I both are PLEASED with them. I have not tried any detox kits or anything like that because I feel confident with what I am doing now.

with those tablets dont you have to drink a lot of water and take a lot of the pills or just take one after each time you smoke?