tenotoge
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only about 13% of hasidic Jews do not support the state of Israel, making them a small minority within a small minority. Hasidic Jews? You mean the European orthodox Ashkenaz who protest because Israel isn`t Jewish enough? The same European Jews you accuse of not being Jewish?
nice try Ben. No, by hasidic i mean those that have family roots in Palestine ("Israel") and are the descendants of the Hebrews. Brown eyes, brown skin, black hair - NOT foggy/cloudy blue eyes and pale skin. Again, Jews are from Egypt, not Russia Ben. Last time I checked Egyptians were pretty dark. Okay how's this - let's look at celebs and deduce whether or not they're Hebrew or these pestilent Russian refugees proclaiming zionist/supremicist views. Larry David - pale skin, almost translucent. He is not Hebrew, he is an Eastern European convert. And all he does is whine and complain. That is Eastern European Jew all the way. Sarah Silverman - she's dark and has the facial features of a Hebrew. So does David Schwimmer. That annoying red head who does stand-up, started out on Seinfeld? She's not a Hebrew, she has pale, translucent skin and red hair. She is an Eastern European Jew convert.
Excuse me, they would be the Sephardic Jews who never left the Holy Land. Benjamin was Sephardi who spent 29 years in the IDF. He slept with his wife and his rifle. Bennie looked Arabic and spoke English with a slight British accent; you would call him Israel in proper terms. The goy say, Oriental Jew. Hasidic Jews hail from Eastern Europe. There is a stesdfast community of Hasidics in Brooklyn, NYC. Besides, all Jews claim Abraham as their descendant, and all Jews are Israel. I`d love to be able to speak Hebrew and listen to Rabbis argue it out. Brooklyn Ashkenaz. Red hair and ruddy complexion is not uncommon amongst Hebrew lines. King David had ruddy complexion and you have to remember that in 70AD Rome sacked the city of Jerusalem and destroyed genealogical records of the Jews. Anyone who even claims roots in Palestine still can not prove their Jewish lineage. When the Jews were finally scattered, it was like casting ashes in a strong wind. Only Zionists have roots in Israel. There`s a whole book left out of Jewish history. Olive complexion was most prevalent amongst the Jews. Even Arabs lighten up when they stay out of the sun. And don`t forget those horny christian crusaders either.
Good stuff Ben. Thanks for the info. So it seems Shepardic Jews are the "real" Jews? And the Hasidic are actually the posers? I don't understand - all these fucked up assholes on Long Island (ya gotta see the baybay) saying Jews need to move to Israel - these are actually the Hasidic? I always thought Hasidic meant like "orthodox," i.e. FROM Israel. Thanks for the info. So just like the division between white people/white trash, african-americans/"niggers" - there is also this Shepardic/Hasidic thing? So Shepardic Jews are the okay folks - it's the Hasidic that are fucked in the heads? By the way, who is running the government over in Israel? Are Hasidic (fake Jews) allowed in political offices over there? They shouldn't. I'm really happy for your work in the IDF Ben, I'm sure you helped kidnap unarmed civilians to be whisked away to one of Isreal's dungeons, ya cheap bastard. I wonder if the Hasidics made a time machine made out of baby stem cells and went back in time and killed Jesus...[bong]
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Good stuff Ben. Thanks for the info. So it seems Shepardic Jews are the "real" Jews?
The Jews were scattered all over the Earth. There is a thriving Jewish community in Argentina Hezbollah saw as Zionist(Jew) where tthey bombed a Synagogue and killed Argentinians. The true Jews? That`s as bad as Sunni Shi`a shit. A Jew is a Jew, or they are goyem(the nations). Enough with the true blewed Jew shht``!
I already proven there`s no Palestine, and Hamas keeps asking for more.Trouble it is when when you mess with a caged Lion. Easy, Izzy. Calm down now, they`ve only launced and hit you with over 2,000 explosive projectiles. Your right, it`s time to spring. Phase III `em.
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Hamas is going to be hummus if they keep fucking everybody up.
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Good stuff Ben. Thanks for the info. So it seems Shepardic Jews are the "real" Jews?
The Jews were scattered all over the Earth. There is a thriving Jewish community in Argentina Hezbollah saw as Zionist(Jew) where tthey bombed a Synagogue and killed Argentinians. The true Jews? That`s as bad as Sunni Shi`a shit. A Jew is a Jew, or they are goyem(the nations). Enough with the true blewed Jew shht``!
I already proven there`s no Palestine, and Hamas keeps asking for more.Trouble it is when when you mess with a caged Lion.
Ben the Sunnu/Shi'ite thing is actually very plain and clear - if you're not getting your information from Rupert Murdoch. Shi'ite believed that Mohammed's relatives should be his successors, and the Sunni represent a side that wanted a more "democratic" system. So, the forefathers of the Sunni faction murdered everyone in Mohamed's family so that nobody could succeed him. Ben if you honestly think there's "no Palestine" you're a turd. When did your world clock start - 1947? Here's a nice video for you to enjoy.
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This is historically accurate, from the prayer shawl to the phylactery, in the little pouch bound to this IDF`S hand, you would almost always find a scroll:"Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:" will nearly always be on that scroll. This soldier also carries the Talmud. Muhammad described the Jews as the people of the book. You do not get more true Jew than this. Yep; he looks a lot like my dead friend, Benjamin. Oh well, Arabs are Semetic also.
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so how many carpet baggers are named Benjamin? What's that on the tanks - a NY Mets logo?
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I wonder if the Hasidics made a time machine made out of baby stem cells and went back in time and killed Jesus...[
You should start a thread in the Stoner Spirituality squirrel cage. Hasidic Jews would protest if there were less wind in their flatulence if they could think well enough to blame the right group of impure Jews. They are Jew separitists; kind of the left wingnut, "Don`t hurt me President Amadenejab!", "I`m too chicken shit to fight." They pull all kinds of stunts in Israel. The cops grab them by the Forelocks and toss `em in jail. In a few days, they take them home and dump them out. Crazy shit; almost like as if Israel wants them to go bugfuck from time to time. What a country eh?
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Hasidic Jews would protest if there were less wind in their flatulence if they could think well enough to blame the right group of impure Jews. They are Jew separitists; kind of the left wingnut, "Don`t hurt me President Amadenejab!", "I`m too chicken shit to fight." They pull all kinds of stunts in Israel. The cops grab them by the Forelocks and toss `em in jail. In a few days, they take them home and dump them out. Crazy shit; almost like as if Israel wants them to go bugfuck from time to time. What a country eh?
Wait, I'm getting confused...by "impure" you mean ethically, right? Not ethnically... It's really messed up that these hasidic, non-Hebrew are the ones giving Israel a bad name. I think there should be an official disclaimer - "the views herein are not a reflection of the views of the actual Hebrew people," or something to that effect. I'm still confused....you're saying the refugees from eastern Europe, the hasidics, are the ones who are really orthodox with the whole puritan look with the curls and birth-control glasses, while the real Hebrew people have pretty much assimilated? And want to distance themselves from being overly Jewish? I'm surprised this isn't a larger issue in Israel...I could see a civil war over that.
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whoever directed "Doom" is a fuckin' douche. I'm like half way in and it becomes a video game.
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Originally Posted By: tenotoge
Originally Posted By: benjamin
Hasidic Jews would protest if there were less wind in their flatulence if they could think well enough to blame the right group of impure Jews. They are Jew separitists; kind of the left wingnut, "Don`t hurt me President Amadenejab!", "I`m too chicken shit to fight." They pull all kinds of stunts in Israel. The cops grab them by the Forelocks and toss `em in jail. In a few days, they take them home and dump them out. Crazy shit; almost like as if Israel wants them to go bugfuck from time to time. What a country eh?
Wait, I'm getting confused...by "impure" you mean ethically, right? Not ethnically... It's really messed up that these hasidic, non-Hebrew are the ones giving Israel a bad name. I think there should be an official disclaimer - "the views herein are not a reflection of the views of the actual Hebrew people," or something to that effect. I'm still confused....you're saying the refugees from eastern Europe, the hasidics, are the ones who are really orthodox with the whole puritan look with the curls and birth-control glasses, while the real Hebrew people have pretty much assimilated? And want to distance themselves from being overly Jewish? I'm surprised this isn't a larger issue in Israel...I could see a civil war over that.
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There won`t be no civil war among Jews, their Sabra wives and girlfriends would cut their men off until they kissed and made up
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