so ill be at the dam this summer and was wondering if anyone has any experience or stories with this, i mean, what are the fines for amounts getting caught either end

im going to post stuff back but id still like to bring some on me so i know that gets through

That's a good way to get rectally probed by Officer Fat Fingers.

just read the "getting a personal stash on board a flight" thread. All your answers are there. Hopefully you come to the same decision most people do regarding this.

Yeah bringing it back on you seems way too risky, it's just pot luck at the airport on the day you fly .. but if you do, up your ass is supposed to be 'safest' place

Just post a few packages during your stay to spread the risk, then you won't have to

but this isnt an ordinary flight, its from amsterdam, so if i had a bag in my pocket in my jeans, id be like, "sorry, that 3was from this morning when i bought it in a coffeshop"

unlike many airports, amsterdam is much more lax to finding people with bud, so was wondering if anyone knew the exact fines

ive heard stories of confiscation then on your way, aswell as small fines, but nothing concerete about weights and such

From what ive gathered Its when you reach your country of destination that youll get the most heat from customs, not where your leaving from.

yeah, im already picturing police and a sniffer dog standing next to passport control

but seriously, in the uk weed isnt a big thing to get caught with nowadays, it can be if your the wrong guy, but nobody expects to go to prison anymore for small amounts

there is this show here like your cops but a uk edition, called "street crime uk", its about coppers going round dealing with various crimes, like drunks in the street, speeding and drug raids

on several occasions they have shown you drug raids, 1 time this guy had about 9 ounces of soapbar, he got a caution, this other time this guy was growing 50 plants and stealing electricity to do it, he got 50 hours of community service

once when stoned i was watching it and thinking, the police must go through this show to make sure it doesnt give away any secrets or show the police in bad light, and then i come along this episode, they find a guy passed out in the street at 2am after partying, they wake him up, he is very drunk and un-co-operative, they repeatedly ask him for his address but he is so out of it and gives them wrong addy and name, the police are trying to look very fair and helpfull, they finally say to him if he doesnt give them his addy he gets locked up for the night, he does, they drive him home, knock on the door and its an old lady, they confirm its his mother, b this time he has thrown up in the van, and the officers literally ahve to carry him into the house where this old lady is on her own, hmmm

so basically, police find drunk pasesed out guy, take him to old ladys house, carry him in, i mean, is the old lady gona be ok, you honestly had to see it to not believe your eyes, and the officers looked so proud of themselves, thats drink,

for stoners, they use sniffer dogs that could be hunting bombs, to track them down for small amount at train stations and airports,

heh for some reason I dident realize you are flying back from Amsterdam. Do you at least have a connection somewhere else?

I have never ever ever seen a direct flight from amsterdam that was not searched by dog. When your bags are offloaded from the plane they get put on a carousel where a dog walks along it like a treadmill, going over ALL of the bags (yes each and every one). Then only then after the dog his done his business your bags will be kicked out to you. Its actually kinda impressive to see how the dog does it.

Come to think of it they also usually have a dog posted at the bottom of the belt loader (also walking up it like a treadmill sniffing bags) so your bags are sniffed at the offload point at the Aircraft as well.

So if you are confident enough to say you can beat a dog 2x go ahead.

Just know if ya get busted you are gonna get fucked over. Smuggling narcotics into a country cant bring a light penalty. Not to mention you more than likely not be able to return to Amsterdam or leave the country any time soon either.

Why would you even consider doing this, do you have a hard time finding pot back home? is the quality you get that bad? There has to be a darn good reason to even consider this...imo anyhow BC bud is pretty much on the same level as Amsterdam bud.

Take this for what you will its just my $0.02 anyhow.

deviant, where in the country are you from

i seem to think you are boardering on the pesamistic side,

you talk is if you have seen many flights coming back from amsterdam

also, you do realise that sniffer dogs can work for 15-20 mins at best before they need a break, i highly doubt that at an airport recieving over 2000 flights a day, (about 35 from amsterdam alone) that the police would have a continous dog presence on ALL the amsterdam flights

also, im not sure the penalty is as serious as you say, nothing to be quaking about, and as for having my passport suspended, highly doubtfull. its a class c drug you know,