I have to agree that I find defamitory humour tasteless but some of these white jokes are side splitting.

White trash(cracker) jokes

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.


What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.


What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts.

How did the West Virginian mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's dick tasted funny.

What do West Virginian's do on Halloween?
Pump-kin.

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

What do you call the moisture between two white people having sex?
Relative Humidity.

What is the most peaceful way to destroy the white race witout killing???
marry their white woman..

What are the similiarity between dinousaurs and white race??
They both are extinct pretty fast..

Why are all white man all hate nigger so much???
coz the niggers love to rape their woman...

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

How many white girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, white girls can't screw

How many white girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, white girls can't screw

What do you call a white person with a large pecker?
an exception

Why can't you stare at a white person for tooo long?
You'll go snow blind.

If black people are supposed to be monkeys, what color is a chimp if you shave it?

What was the last great "White" hope?
Ken Bigley

What did the Native American say when he heard of the first white guy landing on the moon?
How...how come he didn't take all the other white people with him?

Why are white people the most likely to be prison bitches?
Easier to fuck something white in the dark.

How can you tell the difference between a "white" baby's penis and an adult "white" penis?
The noticeable pubic hair...

What do you call a redneck that can tie his shoe laces?
An educated honky.

Why are there more "Nigger" type jokes against blacks then whites?
Most can't read in Arabic.

Why do some black people like golf?
Its the only white thing they can hit and get away with it.

What did the terrorist say when he was about to behead his next "white" victim?
Listen! I've had it up to HERE (points to his neck) with your kind.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

Jim Cracker is WHITE!!
How white is he?
He's so white, during the L.A riots, he went out and bought a TV.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

racist jokes aren't funny...tell that to the 95% of black and hispanic comedians that make there living telling nothing but racial jokes...watch a BET comedy special and see an audience full of black people rolling around on the floor and convulsing in uncontrolled fits of laughter brought on by "black jokes"...racial humor isn't funny when the people telling the jokes don't think their telling jokes.

Quite frankly I'm glad to finally see that white jokes rolling in. I lived in a boarding house for 2 years that was half white half black, the manager (a black man) made a point of making every room bi-racial. Me and my roomate would spend hours swapping jokes he'd tell a cracker joke, I'd tell a "people of color joke" and neither one of us was offended that the other had a seemingly endless supply.

Time for black jokes

How do you kill a black man?
Hide his food stamps in his working boots.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you stop 5 black men from raping a white woman?
Throw out a basket ball.

How do you baby sit a black kid?
Lick his lips and stick him to the wall

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.

Whats long black and smells like shit?
The welfare line...

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

My god!

When the fuck did everybody loosen up around here?

Where is the thread locking and reproach?

Where is the dark, scary wrath of Voo?

What do you call a Gay Indian?






Brave Fucker.

How Do you tell if a white girl is a virgin?
If she can run faster that her brothers