In North America, millions of pot smokers find themselves being tested for their use of marijuana in order to get employment, stay out on parole, bail, and other onerous demands of the modern police state.

Please tell us your story about how you beat the urine tests and how the products you bought or techniques employed worked.

i used a product i bought at gnc, and lost my job!!! i called the number on the bottle to discuss what may have happened, and one of the replies i got from the person on the other end of the line was something like, "well, you're trying to mask an illegal substance anyway, and if you don't like our products, don't use them."

after i lost that job, i applied for another, that did pre-testing. i used somebody else's clean urine in a condom, held inside (ewww, right? ). the bitch about holding it inside is, with every step you take, you can feel it bouncing up and down inside you. you feel like, with every step, that the thing is gonna slide right out of ya. so i had to take real smooth, small steps, while keeping my muscles tight to keep this from happening. and of course, i know "the secret", so i'm trying to keep my self from giggling about it, because that will push the sucker out too. anyway, after waiting 15 minutes for my turn, at least half of which was done standing in the office(cause there were at least 12 other people there taking tests too, and about 5 seats ). anyway, once in the bathroom, i popped that sucker out, used a little 1 inch pocket knife to poke a hole in it, drained it into the cup........then had to put the pissy, wet condom back in my pocket (can't leave the evidence behind).

a nightmare, yes. i got the job, and it payed well, so it was worth the bs at the time, but i certainly wouldn't go through that again.

I can tell you what doesn't work. I had an hour notice that I was being tested; before my lunch break. I always carry a gallon of partially frozen water in my lunch box because I worked in the heat. I chugged water my whole lunch break and I think I drank over half a gallon. I urinated a couple times during lunch and then went to the health clinic. My sample was as clear as spring water and I thought that's the best I can do; mission accomplished. A few days later I was informed that I was positive for marajuuwana. I had to be fired so I told my boss there must be something wrong with the test because I hardly ever smoke(huge white lie). Since I was his best employee and he hated to get rid of me, they let me take another test. I bought some expensive stuff from GNC, followed the directions, took the test the next day and still turned out positive. SCREW DRUG TESTS AND THAT EXPENSIVE SHIT THAT DOESN'T WORK.

It's getting so you can't get any decent job without passing a drug test. They want to know every type of medication that you are taking before making a hiring decision so they can screen unhealthy people from the payrolls. It's probably the insurance companies that are forcing companies to do this. I'm fortunate to be self employed now but it looks like potheads are going to be discriminated against more than ever. I think the Wizzeanator would be the hot ticket if you can give the sample in private.

I have had to use a whizzinator, (or stuntcock as my friends and I call it), as a countermeasure for an observed test.

I felt like I was practicing for a magic show. And despite all the preparation, the stagefright didn't hit me until I walked out on stage. Yet, in the end, the stuntcock proved faster than the eye.

The actor Tom Sizemore got caught with a stuntcock. However, it became obvious to his probation officers he was on meth, yet still passing, so they suspected he was cheating. Plus, they were testing him all the time, and he was stuntcocking it all the time; eventually, his number came up.

Thankfully, with me, tests are very rare, but I feel prepared.

I've also tried flushing and buying home test kits. Flushing only works if you are a sporadic smoker and quit for a couple weeks.

I'll give the details in a day or two. I'm switching professions--from teaching to trucking--so I had to take a urine test. First I waited about six weeks from last smoke, then I pretested myself with one of these simple home text kits--came up negative for thc. Took the formal text five days ago (three working days). Should have the results by tomorrow or tuesday. Will I pass? Sure as hell ought to. If I don't I would say don't trust the home tests.

"six weeks from last smoke", that's cheating. You should pass. For some of us, not smoking is not an option. Did they observe you closely during the test?

No, no one watched me pee. I went into a separate head and filled the vial for them. The test was on a Tuesday afternoon. Then it goes off to a lab in Kansas. I assume they receive a lot of pee to test so I should have the results by today or tomorrow. I'm supposed to start training for my CDL on Wednesday, and since the test was set up by the driving school, I assume they know it'll take about five working days for the results to come through.

Before I took the test I read everything on line that I could about testing and the length of time that thc can be found in the body. Seemed to me that if I wanted to simply play it safe I could have waited a full three months, but the home test kits ($3.00) were a cheap way to check. They claim to be 99% accurate. We shall see!

Well, looks like I passed. Called the trucking school and they have me penciled in to start on Wednesday. Good bye smoke for the next two years--at least! The moral, if there is one at all, stall for time before getting tested. If you're liable for random testing, you're playing with fire. And you'll probably get burned. Change jobs if you can or start making plans to do so. Buy some of those home thc test kits so you can check yourself before you go in for the real thing. I personally wouldn't trust those body cleanse products. They're expensive and there's no way of knowing whether they're going to work.

I have used home test kits to see how long it takes for my body to clean itself. I found the kits to be very accurate.
When I smoked recreationally I could clean out in 10 days by drinking lots of water and sweating.

I had a few puffs of BC shake on a Monday night and was involved in a work accident on Friday. Tested on Saturday in Richmond hospital. Luckily I tested clean because my workers compensation can be denied for positive test.

I had been hooked up to an IV for 24 hours prior to the test and had a catheder also.

How do you define "recreationally?" I was smoking a little every day. By "a little" I mean putting some (about two pinches) in a small pipe and smoking it for most of the day. About a hit at a time. Personally, I think of myself as a lightweight, but maybe I'm a chronic. Growing your own can do that to you.