I want to learn how to be a fabulous fluffer. Will that help?

Heather

Um, if you ever need practice......

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I'm content to shut up and munch box, why can't you (the collective you) just do the same and suck a dick

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Agreed.

*Off to find Chris*

I'm not sure which cum you're talking about, as females taste awesome most of the time. =P Usually girls who exercize and eat healthy taste like pure honey, so fucking sweet. Girls who don't give a shit about their diet but keep it clean just taste like nothing really...kinda sweet, kinda sour, but not bad at all. Nappy gross poon smells like burnt cinnamon and tastes like a mix between tire marks on asphalt and brussel sprouts. Please keep it clean, ladies, as I love to munch the box. =p

As far as guys' cum goes...meh...again depends on diet. Semen can taste exactly how you want it to depending on what and how much you eat of certain foods. Tons of pinapples and strawberries, it'll taste like a fruit explosion in your mouth. Eat nothing but taco bell and trash food and you'll taste like battery acid (as mentioned before). Also, drinking tons of water (1 gallon plus, every day) and a couple glasses of milk will make it taste like rich creamy goodness, as well as make for a LOT more cum (water and milk makes you produce three times as much semen or so it seems).

Good enough? =p

edit: the only thing that sucks about either is pubes. There's nothing worse than munching on sweet nectar-pilled poon and choking on hairs caught in the back of your throat. Same with sucking...well...yeah. =p

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Can someone on this board give us step by step instructions how to give really good head?

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Practice makes "perfect".

As far as pointers for a good BJ... dont assume that because your man just busted a nut that you necessarily are doing a great job. All that's telling you is that you aren't doing anything horribly wrong. By which I mean you aren't raking his wang raw with your teeth. Thats a plus. Girls, don't EVER underestimate the pain of a BJ with teeth...thats not to say that a little well placed application of teeth is unacceptable, actually it can be quite exciting; thats tricky territory but I can say that personally I have to be in some serious pain to warrant stopping a girl. Just leave the teeth out as a rule.

Don't keep stopping and asking if it feels good. Dammit. For the love of god it feels good when my dick is in your mouth, what doesnt feel good is when you take it out to ask if it feels good. That might make you snicker, but its true.

DO offer an alternate landing pad for the hot load you are coaxing out. That is to say, if you aren't going to swallow offer up another option! Bust your titties out (if you haven't already) and say "Come on my Tits!"...say it like ya want it!.. i don't know any guy who'd pass it up even if it means that my load won't be tasted and savored. IMO Covering one's lover in hot soup is a totally beautiful thing. (Guys, if you want to score BIG points AND get to bust a nut all over her in the future, excuse yourself to the bathroom and go get her a warm washcloth. WARM. she will be so surprised at your thoughtfulness in this situation you will be rewarded with the benefits)